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erasmus life. Part VI Special

previous parties:
· Part I
· Part II Part III
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· Part IV Part V
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When I decided to come to Rome to Erasmus imagined many things, how they would live a Erasmus, people would meet, travel, etc. would do. But when ever you get more in the world Erasmus and start living more and more things, experiences, unique moments ... is when you really do not want the Erasmus comes to an end.

erasmus life is to return the plane to Rome from your hometown and your hand feels a Brazilian gun and cleavage. And since almost fall asleep on your shoulder head revealing most of his 30 minutes Pecham that already ... Iberia ticket no overshadowing him on the trip with Ryanair.

erasmus life is out party at 9 pm y. .. for things of life, return to your home at 3 o'clock. You see your fellow Italians coming in and being told: "Do you come from the faculty?" and just slip a smile at hearing the question.

erasmus life is that 6 months after your arrival at the house where you live, even if you pay your landlord 470 euros asks with a frown: "You were paying respect?"

erasmus life is that your fellow hijoputaquenosaledesucuarto, jokingly dubbed the Ortega Lara, who was at home when you talked goat very high (discussed in Part III), brings home a whore. At 2.30 am appears at the door of the house putting together a lot of noise with an aunt of 1.80, brunette, heels and endless body of scandal as she says, "Ohhhhhhhh! what room so beautiful, how you pay for it?" . To see if you also say why the hell not leaving the room or to drink a coffee. Geek.

erasmus life is to live the Venice Carnival weekend with another 250 erasmus more. A weekend where he slept 5 hours in 3 days. The first day in Verona, watching a little ride there and Juliet's house. Then we hit the hotel at night. To disguise of "Sexy club." Ie, mesh sports slut. What petamos. Everyone wanted take pictures with us. Here is a sample of the costume.



Yes, embarrassing. Over a drink I had to do to alleviate the embarrassment that I gave to get the mesh and see me in such guise.

That seemed Risto Mejide transvestite. In fact, that was one of the things in life Erasmus. And is that life is out of the Hotel Erasmus dressed well, find an aunt who had not seen in your life and you say, "I Risto Mejide transvestite" And she says, "Yes, yes ... " as to how fat you atrinca. And is that the mesh is tight they have, leave nothing to imagination. Because life

Erasmus makes you sure that you will not dress more in the life of something amariconado, slut or more in your life. You met an Italian dinner with everyone that I doubt whether he could be gay by the pen that was spent, doubts which were allayed when I saw him at the club holding you from behind while puntaĆ­tas gave you in the ass, accompanying the play telling your friend that you want to fuck. Not only that, then when just the night, you settle back to the bar to get some rest. By your side a kid, you look like your friends are dancing and being silly costume in front of you, that's when the kid next door without hesitation lunges you into your mouth to kiss you, you will put your forearm as a shield as you push back into the air throwing insults while you see it as away in terror. Hell, tell me something before, try asking and I tell you I am NOT gay Pisha! What is it to go without saying hello?

erasmus life is that the Ortega Lara takes several days to talk with his whore in the room until long into the night. One day you had to get up early, you hear like 5 in the morning they hear laughter and sounds pretty high, which does not let you sleep. Encabronao and nervous after enduring a while, I drop a SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! hold it while you hear laughter. As two teenagers ... How nice .... (With to his dead coughing) A few days later came home for the money, and there I was, with my phrase: "The opposite bother me at 5 with the TV and loud music" . Although when I told Ortega Lara, who told him that we do not clean the kitchen. And to you what the hell do you care? If you do not step on the kitchen for anything. Geek.

erasmus life is to go with your colleague to talk with a teacher to explain you some exercises and see what is not. You are approaching the next despite where two girls, your colleague asks if you know where he is or when it comes, as you notice a smell of shit shooting to back. You look at the two girls while thinking for you: "Menudas sluts, have thrown a fart here before we get" . The funny part is that when you leave the office, your colleague says, "Menudo ment I have left there at those aunts, have you smelled?" . Go laughter.

erasmus life is to go around saying things about people knowing that you do not understand. "Look at that slut go perolillas leads me" or "What a filthy foreigner comes around" are some of the phrases you loose a laugh with your colleagues. But a day goes by what happens. You're in the supermarket with your roommate, you approach to see a wine box and ValdepeƱas. You are surprised and asks that you compete as cost. You see his side there is a Peruvian, and you will loose: "Ask how much it costs to Machu Pichu" , while receiving the response of the Peruvian South American accent serious gesture says: "and seventy seven ..." . The South Americans understand English ... asshole!

erasmus life is that you're eating in the kitchen and get the whore of Ortega Lara and tell you nervous: "Hey! Open the window! Air! Does not air! (Will open the window) Is that still air, you know? "Are you cold? Wear a jacket, but you have to ventilate it," . You, you observed the whole spectacle with wide eyes and without saying moo, you understand that besides bitch is crazy. Then comes your flatmate and asks you "What does your door open?" Ask the local ... that he has taken to open up the doors of the cabinets to run the air.

erasmus life is that throughout the day make a fucking hot as hell. Make plans to leave. Make dinner at home with 15 people. Sales at 12 for the drive home y. .. not stop raining heavily all night. At 3 pm you decide to go home sick of getting water everywhere.

erasmus life is to see what they can become stiff to be members of your household. They do not know how without buying oil. It seems that these characters drink. I'll pick yours and of course ... look like every day low about 3 fingers the oil in the bottle. And when you want to make an omelet you see no oil for you. Ohhhhhhhhh! you'll have to go down to buy. Yes, learn and keep the oil bottle in your room. It is unfortunate, but so similar parasites. Take it out shouting "Go give me disgusted! Guiris disgusting!" and stay as pancho ... as you do not understand ...

erasmus life is to play your second match Spain-Italy and see how Italian Chop the bastards. One of them shows no mercy to you. Still do not know why. Gets you a kick. Gets you two. And when you strip the floor to the third and irrelevantly loose him shouting "Fuck the bitch mother that bore you! Is well, right? Over and over and over ..." , while watching that says "Ho capito" which means "I understand" . Fuck him. Without lose of 2 5 minutes, look difficult to trace. But then, one of your colleagues who have come from Cadiz to visit, take a volley from midfield and finishes off to Zidane getting the ball across the square. After they released golazo: "Take it ... leading hair!" With two balls. That makes you and encourage you have just won 2. We're going to shake hands with kicks and you deny it as you go out and you laugh as they remember who the current world champions. Of course, the 5-inch scab you have left leg did not take it off anyone. Although just today I've dropped altogether.

erasmus life is to know an Italian who did erasmus in Granada, so that speaks English fairly well. The guy works at the Erasmus organization that makes the holidays and such. And as you become coleguillas Venezia turn back on the bus I question why such a return, your partner tells you that you miss the first class, and Italian, with two balls lets go: "You think you deserve the first class with that face of yours? ". Colosal.

erasmus life is to go to get a movie with one of your friends from Cadiz that has come to visit, and tell her if she wants something to eat while you see. You will say what you have ... "I have chocolate ... I have potatoes ... I have in my kitchen and waffles ... " took two seconds of silence and you sing both at once: " More typical is not haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay (8) ". And you do not stop laughing for 2 minutes. But without stopping . Tremendo.

erasmus life is to be living another party on the weekend in Venice. You see one of your friends is fine fine Mandarin and is at its peak. Petando going. Disco dancing. Photos. Jumping and such. You see what is happening as luxury. 2 minutes later a friend comes to you and says, "I take a moment to X the room, which has made a breakthrough in the head" . Quite surprised you were to see him and you see it completely broken down with a drop of blood hanging from his hair. "But uncle if you have nothing!" him loose, but I see the hand full of blood and then you understand. He slept next to me completely dead. The picture I did go down in history.

erasmus life is to live the best party of your Erasmus until now (and hopefully that is not the best ...) and it occurred So you did you were to fly by the club. I did fine slit in the pants with excitement.

erasmus life is that even follow DEHP was recalling the trip to Venice. In your room sleeping 4 people counting on you. For the first night they slept 8, one even in the ground because there was no more space. The next morning ... Well, at 2 hours when you wake up, that smelled of nature. 8 people stuck in that cabin gave off heat in abundance. The crystals could not be more clouded. You, from drunkenness and terrible heat you wake up with some amazing vomit. You get the urge to go and I holding you ride on the bus that took you to the port to go to Venice. You see that the bus moves a lot and you are about Potaro. For art and grace of life, the bus stops and opens the door, you go down and see how the Italian organization that says you said before that you can not fall further, you say white face Iniesta yes that low, and he springs up: "Oh, okay ... who will Potar can download" . With two balls as well. Great Uncle again. The next day, slept 6 people in my room, 4 of the previous day were not, and were now 2 new. DEHP.

And that's all for now, let me more in the pipeline, but I promise to be writing more often to go daily placing them all. Because Erasmus is a dehfassssssse. That never ends!

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