just as the announcement of nougat, have become a cottage for Christmas. Talking to people who are also out of their land for long periods of time, asked if they missed their homeland. Some said yes, others less so, others almost nothing. I was of those who missed. Not that I did not appreciate the city that was Rome, or the people or anything like that. Cadiz is only my beautiful and the art of its people and I love the deep inside. As I stepped soil Cadiz felt for myself. A faint smile on his face I outlined when he passed through the same streets he was tired of seeing for 25 years and that had not missed even notice and now appreciate even the smallest balcony. Again I was happy to see the characters that appear in Cadiz. In like two old men fighting in a rock (not bar here rocks are called) because he had taken a seat to another to get up in the glass of wine. In like two dudes in my casapuerta smoking dope lamented: "Fuck rain loh muertoh pisssshha" . This is Cadiz. Yes sir.
When you spend time out and returns home after several months notice different things. See your smallest room. You have not the changes they made in it (a computer where I used to have mine!). But yes ... The best is when you sit in your water. YOUR water. And notes like your ass is exactly right for him. Ohhhhh! how they longed for each other. The cup and the ass. The Roman waterianas cups tested the poor and did not feel comfortable. Not find a way. She felt uncomfortable. And how it showed? With constipation. But it was to see again in a cup of whole life and that was another thing ... seen to be missed because there were enough time letting go so you do not have soltao in 3 months. What joy!
What I commented all those outside was what I missed the English food. "I echo most miss the chorizo \u200b\u200bor ham that my mother" I have to listen. Well then, tell that to your mother to see if the ham Reyes puts you something.
Anyway. I have 3 weeks to see again my Cai, my people. I take it. Here you have a letrilla I did to my music Cai with the prejubilaos. Read the lyrics while they sing:
"How I can explain, how green is Cadiz, in just a minute and a half. Cadiz you'll love , with no time to throw it more pa less. Cadiz is a passion that will gladden the heart when you hear his accent. Cadiz is happiness, it gives you when here comes the carnival in February.
and lie down, lie down on the sand of these beaches so divine. And forget, forget the tears, in the city of laughter. And you'll see that to know my city you'll never forget it. You is not know what it is, spend a month without outside help thinking, my Cádiz it is? While on the face you fall two tears.
I express no time pa, pa say what it means, if when you come over the bridge all the pain becomes joy. And to explain how you can get to bewitch Cádiz ... minute and a half is impossible, I would take a lifetime ... a lifetime ... a lifetime! "
Here hang the pictures of the last figures I made in over last August. The first is a fairy godmother quite different from the previous one, this time inspired by the fairy godmother of Wendy Froud.
The second is another elf, this time larger than that of those who have done so far.
As some of the followers of the blog know, this year I have very little time between work and studies, which is why I've been since last summer without any new figures. I hope to return to the "productivity standard" over the coming months, but first I have a couple of projects that I should not extend longer.
I'ma big tennis fan and I must admit that women's tennis is not highly attractive for the public. I rather think that what makes the world of women's tennis is an image. That a player is number 1 no matter, what matters is that you look good and tight outfits and short skirts and label well. And this is not provided by the company, the same players supplying this image. That means that almost all who get the No. 1 ranking and eventually disappear occupy other areas. Let's look a little female tennis scene.
Formerly the players were not exactly beautiful. Only be recalled to Arantxa "mouse" Sanchez Vicario, Conchita "trucker" or Martina Martinez "I made a macho" Navratilova. At a time now, the thing has changed, especially following the emergence of Anna Kournikova . That once he saw photos showing earned more by becoming meat giving the ball once said that Rita was going to train the Singer. And there it is, that after 7 years removed from tennis (and no profession is known since then) to eat is not short.
is now very famous Danish Caroline "minifalditas" Wozniacky , current world No. 1. Especially for his outfit said in the Open Use. Outfit we can see here:
've noticed, is shorter than the pants of David the Gnome. Leaving notice a "piggy bank" in which more than one would like to put your savings. This piggy bank the very same Matias Prats became saver not to put in and take their savings. Here we see the famous camel hoof or what others call the shorts of deaf and can read lips. And that she nursed him saying in a statement that with this outfit won many fans maculinos attract their eyes, which seemed "nice." For ale, tomorrow salt without panties to play you will see you earn ...
Wozniacki: "Ahhh! This bad ball you want to get into the hole ..."
On the other hand, we have Ana "I fucked Verdasco" Ivanovic . Serbia that once he clinched the number 1 was seen on the covers of magazines and began to lower your tennis until disappearing in the ranking. He also was commended their outfits but not as much as his relationship with tennis player Fernando Verdasco, who happens also lowered its performance in the short time they were together. Nobody explained why a slump physical tracks during that time (I'm being ironic, in case anyone has not caught). Of course, was to leave and re-upload. It looks like you practice the fine two-handed backhand deep and strong.
Ana: "Oops! I have accidentally caught terracíl sitting on my couch in the sun with my outfit around the house ..."
continue with the Williams sisters. Serena start with "comehombres" Williams, who has an ass that if there would pan out world hunger. It is a beast. Able to take stronger than a male tennis player. And do not believe that by having the girl wide hips is not set no ... is tighter than the eggs of a bullfighter.
Serena: "If you want I put this on the culoooooooooooooo!"
But her sister is no slouch. Venus "took her panties?" Williams instead is thinner, but one day decided that she would not talk so much and put a culotte black. In case anyone has not yet been realized, the Williams sisters are black, which makes it seem like playing with nothing underneath. Venus said about him that caused pleasure to bring color shorts as it gave the feeling that he had nothing. Not if ... what I tell you ...
Does or is not?
Venus: "Cuckoo!" Watch the birdie!
proceeded with the world famous Maria "UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Sharapova. I know the guys were waiting. Maria Sharapova is a Russian who became famous for his way of moaning to hit the ball ...
This woman is able to get a picture of him on the facade of a building under construction in China monopolizing the intention of a Chinese who was so stunned by beauty stood with his car 20 minutes while watching the Russian. Such is its power of attraction, Wimbledon tennis site par excellence seriously, when the game stopped by rain and male workers entered the door to cover it happened this:
If looks touched ... Set up biting the lip ...
goes without saying that when he was number 1 and his fame was greatest, performance dropped to almost disappear from the lists. Was known until trained ...
I do not know if it is stretched or pointing to someone ...
We now with Serbia's Jelena "zombie face" Jankovic . Famous for its great flexibility in the legs can do things like this:
Cuidao vacuum effect do not do that ...
Jelena: "Look at my doctor ... I think I have been tail a ball inside ..."
But if anything is known Jelena is a video starring the less curious. For no apparent reason (I think it was to provoke, if not how to explain), the break between games was changed panties ... but went to the locker room to do so, no ... did in the middle of the track and before everyone's eyes!
And the tennis world gives women more than talking off the court than inside, as the Romanian who operated the breasts to play better, Simona Halep. Come on, you halepn tits ...
No photoshop on the image ....
Or this, I do not know who it is but I found it funny the picture ...
Tennis Player: "Kid, you have the ball boys, no mirapelotas ..."
If tennis is that the world gives a lot of pa ... (From the minute 1.30)
almost 3 Meeting months since I arrived, ready to go back to Spain in just a week and a half. With 2 colds and bronchitis on the road. With a national event than 2,500 erasmus throughout Italy, and the same shit in my kitchen ... Erasmus continue with life.
erasmus life is no longer understand your home though is a bastard. Erasmus life is knowing that your home is one of the greatest sons of bitches who have given birth mother. Artichoke my shower is broken. The thread that holds the stick is bad and water comes from everywhere but where it should go. "Lord Home, the artichoke is broken" "What I can do?" "Well get a new!" "This is not a hostel! I do not know if that would have broken you!" "How am I going to break me?" You know that was broken before! " "If you had told me before I would have changed now ... I do not know if I've broken you ... remember, this is not a hostel" Great ... and what I get paid on the other side.
erasmus life is to go to Rome and two macrodiscotecas finally live a good party. Walking across the entire club while you are taking a back massage. See how Rome really like Ska-p, because it is normal that all parties put it at 3 in the morning. When the first time put the dancing and jumping as if it were the theme of your life. When you take 2 months to prick you "LE-GA-LI-tion!". Ah! Erasmus and the 2,500 throughout Italy ... 85% English ... I think Italy are nothing more than Erasmus in Spain. This is not normal.
And erasmus life in Rome is to appear as if you had not left Spain. If you're looking guiris and other environments, this is not your city. Erasmus going to parties, 85-90% English. Back home on the bus, going to Termini ... English to the top. That is very beautiful city, yes, whatever you want. But I still seem to remain in Spain.
erasmus life is to keep messing around back home drunk. Well just like your home you do not like ... you remember him, to leave a beautiful memory on the stairs ...
erasmus life is to see that in your house clean often and well, it takes the landlord says it's coming home. The famous julandrón has left the floor. Abandon their passage through the house after 3 years here (and has aguantao ...), and the fourth has been freed. Fourth has come to see several people. Whenever someone came to him, the landlord warned that we swept everything very well. One day I came home from class and I saw everything super clean. I thought I had the wrong house. But no. It was mine. Only without shit. One day, a guy who was the julandrón 2. The same voice, same pen, the same gestures. Decided that smelled much Bujarra in the room and did not stay. The funny thing was seen as a morning called home and tells you to clean the bathroom because a girl comes to see him. What do I clean the bathroom piece of fucking? In the bathroom with a Jacuzzi. Jacuzzi not working because there is no cap. I told him, and I replied that I did not use that bathroom (I have a private one in my room) and asked why that. And now he tells me to clean it? Beat that answered that did not use it, but ... I decided to keep quiet. Not wiped clean. Needless to say. Finally, the fourth
it decided to be a Hungarian. The afternoon I met when I arrived. He spoke some English so with my dinner companion and friend of 4 in the kitchen as we speak. The girl was unhappy with the fact that heating was not working all day (by community, it only works 2 hours a day) and she would not internet (you must register for a software). All this was completed when the shower in the morning did not turn out hot water (wait a couple of minutes until you exit). So gave him a striped monumental and said he wanted to go from here. We said if he had paid for 2 months to stay those 2 months to break even, but nothing. The next morning I was awakened by screams and her home. She threatened to call the police. I flip. When was the landlord, told us that she wanted to go and that of the 1100 euro deposit given him, he only returned 800. She could do nothing. He picked up his bags and left without saying goodbye. The night you came to 300 euros. Not bad. The people are very clever.
erasmus life is that it rains when you decide to go sightseeing. One of the few days that I do. Going to skate over, when in your fucking life you skated, you most about skating is when you slip in the shower. All you say is very easy. Nothing is further from the truth. I spent the hour and a half Pegaíto to anchor the track for fear of falling. That was more unstable than the ankle of a dove. One time I left the center to try to skate, hit an ass than even I remember. That and I made the wound in the ankle boots.
erasmus life is to continue to build your collection of objects "Objects EHTO é pa me because I say so" . At Nissan car logo, interlock control, stress ball and umbrella, add the best item so far ... surveillance camera! A bottle in the house of some friends over a glass of y. .. this camera pa mi!
erasmus life is to face your second career "Jumping fence work drunk" . Your friend jumps again athletically. Even better than the first time. The face. The jump y. .. same result. This may not fall on his ass, but with the knee. Will there be a third career? It is something personal between the fences and I ...
erasmus life is that a technician come to fix the shower head of the shared bathroom (that if you have paid the bastard, not mine) and ask how much value mine told me that only 15 euros. I said well that put me and told me that everything in total 45. "What?" "Sure, labor is worth money" "I am a foreigner, but not an asshole, only screw it ... How I will charge 30 euros for screwing?" "Not only tighten ... we have to make jfunehbekchcvkehelfjhfjr (unintelligible things in Italian)" Yes, very well ... but I do not want it ". Here the Italians are very clever.
erasmus life is going to see the classic, the Barcelona-Madrid to a club. Cagaete, thou being of Barcelona, \u200b\u200bthat it is directed by Mou Madrid is very strong and they all sold as the best mother ever. Well ... I remember that 5-0 lifetime. One of the best feelings in football in my life. Second only to the Chelsea goal and Iniesta Iniesta's goal in the World Cup final.
erasmus life is play first real games of poker. Until then you have done only online. Well, 2 games and 2 consecutive whippings. To declare you persona non grata in the homes of others when playing poker.
erasmus life is break your ass smoking weed while playing pro. A pass may be something wrong so you laugh non-stop 5 minutes straight. Then go to the kitchen to eat something to download everything, and it occurs the following conversation with your roommate: - I I know French. - Yes? And how do you say 13 in French? - (Seconds thinking ...) quatre-vingt ... eleven ... (More seconds ...) fifteen ... (Laughter on my part) quatre-vingt dix ... - Joe cock! "To say that pa 13? It seems that you have ask yourself about the origin of the universe ... (Laughs) - Hush! cinque ... Six ... September ... hu ... huit? (More laughter from me) ah ya! quatorze! is quatorze! (Super proud) - Great cock ... would be nice if it were not for that is 14 and not 13 (2 minutes without stopping to laugh.)
At night you end up seeing for the very large megavideo movie "Attack of the birds" just because he has been amused by the name of the movie. Not every herb of the world can swallow such swill. Of course, the laughter while watching us as we take stuffed birds removed their eyes to the people we are the cast ...
erasmus life is to do your first review in Italian. Not very well, what we're going to cheat. But he has done. Your compis you said you were to study the problems which put them just the same. You arrive on Wednesday, the day of class review, there is no God. Ostia! It is going to be that or it was not today, or was elsewhere. Nervous laughter running down your body while you're trying to find information about where is the fucking test. Finally it is to see 2, not 10. Uff! barely. In Spain, the peel a little time to monitor if someone copies. Do you think that Italy will be better. Conversely, there are constantly looking guy, and if you lift your eyes from the paper, look at you as if you were Bin Laden himself. "Relax man, and under the eyes." The best thing is to tell a Cuban who sit in the corner for you to get in the middle and tell you: "I do not ponelme ahíííí convieeeeeeeeeeeeene (with accent: Mehta estresssaaaaando)." In the end, notes as you have opened the hole. Also like anything. The teacher, showing his sympathy, she sees you turn your test, and was then at the classroom door and goes to you as if there was a shit to him. Not one: How did it come from? Or anything ... What a bastard! Another!
Anyway. Erasmus life with you noting how the number of monsters increases. Will be little wall to put both names. Soon there will be a stop, as they will spend Christmas in Spain. They spend another erasmus particular. Erasmus Cadiz. We ... Erasmus Roma 2. If it is almost the same ... Greetings!
PD: I have no doubt that my landlord come into my room in the 3 weeks I'll be in Spain. I gossip and see how I have it. To make sure I go in, put a ball behind the door. When I return, I'll see if the ball is still there or is instead under the bed. If you are or not, I'll say right around Christmas ...
The gestures of the classic ... Live in the moment
was played on Monday, 29 English football classic, the Barcelona-Madrid, and the party spent a lot of things that have been analyzed retrospectively in a somewhat ... partisan, and depending on what newspapers. Let me explain what happened, because Mark will not let me comment on your news if I speak of its director Eduardo Inda.
Well, Inda in his videoblog spoke after the game. Here the link: http://www.marca.com/tv/?v=FIQtiNNZIyK In classical many things happened, was a classic hot, very hot, but I with one of the things I'm left with the entrance of Sergio Ramos.
Of the more than 2 minutes of video, Inda devotes only 4 seconds to talk about the entry. When videos and videos made by saying that a Christian would hit a lot (which it is true, but let's be objective and we will also say when our team is wrong, right?). Sergio Ramos is going to hit the kick. Yes or yes. A risk to injury. I do not it come out the next day saying he did not want to hurt him. The video shows what will and that is an attack like putting a punch. But what can you expect from Mark? When Pepe put their hands to the head by his great, and deserved punishment. Sergio deserved a couple of games for it. Formerly, the Madrid punished players like Sergio had a bad gesture in the field. Act of the manor were both mouth-filling them now to Real Madrid to say. Today this is not done. And above, using the press to say how good the poor Sergio would not hurt. Let's be serious please.
If you've seen the video of Inda, spoke of the bravado of the Catalans players celebrano the "hand". Well, from my point of view is no cockiness. Cockiness would scoff at the very face of a player and making fun. Marcelo thing it did 2years ago against Getafe
Now that's cockiness. A player makes a gesture to his box in victory is not. It is like saying that Nadal is pimping of rivals when their box jumps and raises his arms in victory, or even when thrown to the ground. Gentlemen, this is sport, and should be celebrated as such. But perhaps Inda not remember when Paul commanded silence the Nou Camp, which he dedicated this cover:
Doing Raul is a hero and deserves covers, if you do a Barça is a cockiness. In addition, Raul did in the enemy camp ...
For gestures in the Camp Nou, Mourinho in May this year when I went on to win the Champions League final. Came off the bench with his index finger ran high throughout the country addressing his crowd. The Catalan press called him a provocateur. In part, yes. Mou all know and loved to do that there. I as I said before, is a gesture of victory. Taken to an extreme for who he is and where it does. But no more. What did Mark?
Words fail. But without going further ... 1 month ago only, Mourinho tied at 2 in the last minute in Milan. Inda said that Guardiola was cool with Cristiano in the ball (well there was no truth Guardiola). With the exuberance of the moment, he dedicated this gesture to the crowd who, as he was whistling:
YES YES This is a cockiness Mr. Inda, Guardiola leaves him on anything. There you see, making the gesture of the treble last year to rival fans. And is in Brand said Mourinho was a pimp? No, what they said was this: http://www.marca.com/2010/11/03/futbol/liga_campeones/1288813965.html C'mon, you did not have the wave of miracle. What? Why nothing was said of Mourinho in Brand?
And is that ever since Mourinho arrived at Madrid, Inda lacks only suck his cock to good Mou. In his speech ALWAYS Mou videoblogs and always defends the suits who hit on all sides by gestures like the one above. A defense sometimes justified, but he always does. In a video blog that Guardiola talks down better than Mou and wonders why ... Guardiola as if they were to blame for falling better than Mou. And, in case you do not know, does not like Inda Guardiola. And vice versa. After the home two years ago that Guardiola had funk, Guardiola he turns to Mark saying something like that funk what they would have if they were leaders, and that Mark sold only smoke and he does not sit well since then Inda Barca gets you click Pep sticks up in the soup. In a conference
, Inda Guardiola referred to and called him a fascist and crazy ", dropping his homosexuality. Here the link with what happened: http://www.madrid-barcelona.com/articulo.php?id=5147 Like a guy who is director of the most widely read sports newspaper in the world can say that? For guys like this is hated then Madrid. The only fascist is it that your website can not say the word Inda, since you deleted the comment right away, even constructive criticism. So goes. Indeed, in that link you will see the video that encouraged Inda Madrid players to stop Messi "by civil or criminal." Now I understand why he did not say hardly anything about Sergio kick ... Now
Inda, is dedicated to talking about the penalty to Madrid by UEFA to avoid the 5-0. Punishment from my point of view, exaggerated, although I think it passed over the little theater of Mou pretending that he was angry and the whole bit. That is spoken in the locker room and not there in the middle that everyone sees. So that, to continue saying it was what Valdes penalty, that does not remove the 5-0 and bath gave the game that, in the words of Inda, "the best squad and best team in the world" or "best Madrid's history, including that of the 5 European Cups Di Stefano. " Then pull.
And what about his crusade against Pellegrini? Which lacked spitting in the face. Now he put in the corner of the cover things like: "Pellegrini wins only 1 to bottom club in the league." Genial Mr. Inda. Great.
I do not want to close the article without talking about Ronaldo. First, to me I like Cristiano. I think it's a complete player and the best in the world. I admire his competitiveness and so on. But it's a fucking cool ... too. For if you do not know (Mark has not said anything, of course, how will say something like Ronaldo?), Ronaldo in the brawl that rode, went to Peter and said, "And who are you ? disparaging tone of mega star in the world. Well, if you do not know Cris, I tell you ... Peter is a humble guy from an island village. From humble beginnings, working from sunup to sundown to reach the end of the month (which you in your life or your family, you know). Who traveled throughout Spain, barely able to test at Barcelona, \u200b\u200ba team that was working as anyone else. And, without all the facilities you have in your life has managed to gain a foothold in Barcelona and the English team to win, among other things, two English leagues, the Champions League, Club World Cup and World selections. World Cup Selections! Something you may not get to smell in your life. Kid.
Meanwhile, they continue to publish videos Eduardo Inda the bravado of Pique and Puyol-bye open, critical of cool, and that of Mou and Cristiano is hardly mentioned. Or not even that. If I ever see him raise his hand to Mou, since for him and his newspaper, that's not a cockiness.
